Elliott's book business

There are six books that Elliott Smith has made.

Number One: Meet Elliott

Number Two: Elliott Goes to War

Number Three: Elliott Swims With A Fish

Number Four: Halloween For Elliott

Number Five: Elliott Meets Mickey

Number Six: Jonathan Duels

They are very kid-appropriate, still they are chapter books. For more information, leave a comment after this post. Each book is $9 each, but they're really good!

Also, I am making a war effort with tin cans for the war in Iraq. I really hope you contact soon.

-Elliott

The Joke!

Hello. Welcome to my blog. I am a silly Elliott. I am six years old and I am very happy living here. I have bunk beds. They are very fun to climb on. This is the best house in the world. I m goofy. Here's a joke:

-Knock Knock

Who's there?

-Everybody.

Everybody who?

-Everybody knows it snot funny to be so gross.

That's all.

elliott

When The Boxing Happened

[written in the bath, with legos]

Two boxing men were standing on hills. Then, they punched, punched again. One man lost his boxing glove. Boxing, boxed again. The other man lost his boxing glove. And then they all lost their boxing gloves. Thunder!!! Crash!!! Then all the sudden, without a warning, someone jumped out from nowhere and knocked out one of the guys, and since they were right by the water, that guy that got knocked out fell into the water. Then, they all fought, and the guy who knocked the other guy out lost.  He fell in half, simply. Then he came back to life, then he boxed, boxed boxed, boxed, boxed, and one more time boxed some more.  Then, since they were by the water, they fell in and they sunk to the very bottom.  And since they also knew karate, they did karate at the bottom of the sea, and the guy who knocked out the other guy lost again.  And then something happened that was very weird and not expected- they floated up to the top of the water!  Then. Then. One of the guys just came and said, "I am a zombie," and took his head off and put it in his arms, and that turned him in a hawk, and all the kids were like, "Ah ha ha, a hawk, get it! A hawk!" And they all punched the hawk until one of his feathers came out, and then another feather came out, and then he was just a martian with a bump on the bottom.   

The End.

The Blinded War

It feels like I can't see where I'm going. And there's a war going on, and all I can hear is bombs blasting, swords slinging, and people splattering blood.  I can smell the smoke and I can smell the blood, and I can smell the sharpness of the sword. I can feel that one day I'm gonna be in that war.  

(This is just a fake time that I made up.)

I am writing this with a blindfold on because I want to know how it feels to be blindfolded. It feels like I can't see where I'm going and I might bump into something if I start walking.

The Magic

This is Mr. Ice Cream and he's walking and he finds someone, and he wants to turn into a cookie. And then the cookie wants to turn into a human, and the human wants to turn into a giraffe, and the giraffe wants to turn into an elephant, and the elephant wants to turn into a dinosaur, and the dinosaur wants to turn into a ghost.  

They do turn into what I said in my story.

The End.

Aliens Versus Ninjas- that's it for Elliott's blog

There are aliens in a spaceship that are fighting ninjas in their spaceships with lasers and some astronauts that are hanging on necklaces are the winner's necklace.  And they are fighting each other. They are fighting each other becuase the aliens killed one of the ninjas and the ninjas killed one of the aliens so they are trying to be mean to each other. There are 5 on each team.

The End

Welcome to my blog!

Hi. This is Elliott's blog. I am five. I will be six soon. I have a lot of toys.  My birthday is in October 7th and I would like to get a billion toys.  Hi. I am myself's favorite and in my life I have went to preschool, I've went to kindergarten, and I'm going to go to first grade next year. And I will like it when I am in first grade. I will like it. I live on Dana and I like to play with my toys. My family is my dad, and I have two grandmas, and I have two grandpas, and I have one mom, and one dog. And I have one aunt.  Actually I have two moms. I have fish in my house.

This is me when I am two wearing a pull-up on my head, my butt, and my shoulders.  Hi! This is Elliott talking! Bye bye.